long long time ago
just about now
there lived the Mas family
Selamat, Turbate, Tamind, Cular
were all brothers
but the outstanding one was Cular
Cular went to UK to meet the queen
he was treated to a feast
and was knighted by the queen


then humpty dumpty sat one the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall

i just returned home
drinking was fun
ecxept there were some unwanted things
4 hours to slp then work to go


im actually mas selamat's brother
my name is actually cular

trying so hard to not waste my offday
despite my efforts i cant make use of it

maybe im trying too hard

i realised i wasnt suffering from insomnia
my grandma is in singapore
so i have to wear a shirt at home
and somehow i couldnt fall aslp
i stoned lying in bed till 4:50 the last time i saw the clock
and when i took off my shirt to try
i fell aslp straight away

i cant say that it doesnt feel good
that the only rules now for me is the law
i was just thinking about the feeling

i think im starting to suffer from insomnia
i shall take a nice big strong night cap

just regrets
thats there all there is

all i can say is
u have to go clubbing with the right crowd
MOS was boring today

someone asked me
got hawaiian pizza
got four seasons pizza
got italian pizza
got japanese pizza
singapore what pizza
so i made today to try
singapore's famouse for chilli crab
so i made chilli crab pizza
with fried egg, crab meat, chilli crab sauce, and cheese
turned out so fucking good
i bet it can sell so much better than any other pizza

nik-jia : i cant live without curry, you from japan got curry ornot
jia-nik : japan also got curry
nik-jia : japan got curry meh
me-nik : of cuz got lah, got japanese curry wad
mel-nik : america also got curry (speaking with accent)
nik-mel: what curry? sausage curry ar!
mel-nik: no lah Mariah Curry and Jim Curry (speaking with accent)


what a great place .

this is the year for me
full of shit
upcoming best days of my life

next stop;

Ralph Lauren
Hugo Boss
Ed Hardy
Converse
Bugis street

so many things more i need to buy
cant wait to use my salary
cant wait for my birthday
cant wait for my probation to end
cant wait to go sebu

u can call me mr moony walker

its 3:33 now time to slp

not enough slp
although i have nothing to do
i have no idea why

another usual off day for me

now i realise
i can tell who are my friends now
fuck them, them and them
fuck everything

im going to do what i was doing before
i thought i was right to stop

TAURUS (4/20-5/20) You are practical and persistent You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

Do you raise chickens?...
i think you raised my cock!

this is what u think of when ur stoned as can be