long long time ago
just about now
there lived the Mas family
Selamat, Turbate, Tamind, Cular
were all brothers
but the outstanding one was Cular
Cular went to UK to meet the queen
he was treated to a feast
and was knighted by the queen


then humpty dumpty sat one the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall

i just returned home
drinking was fun
ecxept there were some unwanted things
4 hours to slp then work to go


im actually mas selamat's brother
my name is actually cular

trying so hard to not waste my offday
despite my efforts i cant make use of it

maybe im trying too hard

i realised i wasnt suffering from insomnia
my grandma is in singapore
so i have to wear a shirt at home
and somehow i couldnt fall aslp
i stoned lying in bed till 4:50 the last time i saw the clock
and when i took off my shirt to try
i fell aslp straight away

i cant say that it doesnt feel good
that the only rules now for me is the law
i was just thinking about the feeling

i think im starting to suffer from insomnia
i shall take a nice big strong night cap

just regrets
thats there all there is

all i can say is
u have to go clubbing with the right crowd
MOS was boring today

someone asked me
got hawaiian pizza
got four seasons pizza
got italian pizza
got japanese pizza
singapore what pizza
so i made today to try
singapore's famouse for chilli crab
so i made chilli crab pizza
with fried egg, crab meat, chilli crab sauce, and cheese
turned out so fucking good
i bet it can sell so much better than any other pizza

nik-jia : i cant live without curry, you from japan got curry ornot
jia-nik : japan also got curry
nik-jia : japan got curry meh
me-nik : of cuz got lah, got japanese curry wad
mel-nik : america also got curry (speaking with accent)
nik-mel: what curry? sausage curry ar!
mel-nik: no lah Mariah Curry and Jim Curry (speaking with accent)


what a great place .

this is the year for me
full of shit
upcoming best days of my life

next stop;

Ralph Lauren
Hugo Boss
Ed Hardy
Converse
Bugis street

so many things more i need to buy
cant wait to use my salary
cant wait for my birthday
cant wait for my probation to end
cant wait to go sebu

u can call me mr moony walker

its 3:33 now time to slp

not enough slp
although i have nothing to do
i have no idea why

another usual off day for me

now i realise
i can tell who are my friends now
fuck them, them and them
fuck everything

im going to do what i was doing before
i thought i was right to stop

TAURUS (4/20-5/20) You are practical and persistent You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

Do you raise chickens?...
i think you raised my cock!

this is what u think of when ur stoned as can be

i love to dream
i love to dream about my dreams
theres a reason why its called a dream

if only every night was a fun as tonight
only without reaching home at 6
and having work at 11
5 hours of slp
whole day of work

NOICE!

i am a man with big dreams
with strong will
and no luck at all

2 more months
not in a rush to turn 18
just in a rush to finish my public prison

i had a dream
i snuck into the presidents's house
to the pond
to catch giant tilapia's
i had a bite and i fell off my bed

pains everywhere

sores everywhere

burns everywhere

long time no fun

to be stoned to death
i reconfirmed why i do wad i do
so many things to do
i think ill be doing everything alone

cuz my horoscope tells me to do so

another off wasted like i thought it would

i was stoned and at arab street
i took one and a half hour to get a cab
and i walked 2 rounds ard the whole area
cab ride seemed so long

dont ask me why i do what i do
everyone should know better

Always !
theres good news
&
theres bad news

work is becoming a strainous routine
everyday is just like a replica
&
on the bright side
colleagues are all like small children quarreling and fighting
ecxept all tt come out of their mouth is sex
well they still are a fun bunch

life sucks
&
god is good

i tink im gaining weight
or maybe im just getting sick and tired

maybe i should stop pinching bacon bits and croutons
or maybe i should just stop working

both would be good either way


i so need leisure badly

i swear Step Up 2 is the SEX!!!

theres the start where all gets exciting
then
theres the part where its boring and tiring
then
it ends with the climax and orgasm

Its So Goood

definately going to watch in the cinema and buy the dvd

rate 25 upon 5
definately worth more than 10 bucks to watch it

once in awhile
now and then
i realise why i hate taking bus
i hate the crowd
i hate the long wait for the bus
i hate the long ride on the bus
i hate the aircon in the bus
i hate the chairs in the bus
i hate the sound of the bus
i hate the sight of the bus
but still
i will take the bus
except if i miss the bus
then i would just take a cab
cuz i hate waiting
althou im always the one waiting